BUSINESS JOKES

Here are where I compiled from my book and also other papers written by authors. It is spoken about businesses. Remember, a day without laughter is a wasted day.

Knowing Where To Tap

A machine in a factory broke down and an expert was called in to fit it. He took a few minutes to assess the problem, took out his hammer, and tapped twice. The machine started up again immediately. He turned to the supervisor and said, “That’ll be $ 500 please”. The supervisor, furious with such a high bill for so little work, demanded an itemized statement. The bill arrived the next day. It read as follows:
Tapping with a hammer: $ 1.00
Knowing where to tap: $499.00
Total: $500.00 –Robert Allen
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Watch Business

My uncle, Lanre Koleosho is in the ‘watch’ business. I work and he watches.

Businesses

Business is so bad that even the shoplifters have stopped coming.
Business is so good, I haven’t the time to go to the bank to borrow money to pay my rent.

There’s one sure way to make a businessman worry. Tell him not to.

Q: what is your business?

A: It’s not business. It’s a pursuit. I’m a bill collector.

Q: What business are you interested in?

A: Everyboody’s?

No customer can be worse than no customer.

A coal dealer is a man who does business on a large scale.

I call my boss ‘Morning’ because he is always early.

The boss said if my work doesn’t improve he’ll fire me. He can’t, because I don’t do anything.

I like the job; it’s the work I hate.

Story of a failure: hired, tired, and fired.

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Work faithfully eight hours a day, and don’t worry. In time you will become the boss and work 12 hours a day and do all the worrying.

Q: Where is a good place to go when you are broke?

A: Go to work.

My husband’s business is rather up-and-down—he makes yo-yos.

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